I’m the head of this crew; Thorin young money Oakenshield and these are my homies.
Gloin, Oin, Balin, Dwalin, Brofur (representitive of swag mountain), Bifur, Kili and Fili (my nancy-boy nephews) Dori, Nori, Ori, and Bombur.
I just love puns so damn much.
and Richard Armitage. Mmm.
To claim our long forgotten gold.
EVERYONE WAS THINKING IT.
“That Kili’s so hot right now.” - Bilbo Baggins, The Shire
These fly niggas are my nephews.
Fili may have more swag but Kili gets all the bitches.
"Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle and all through the hizzle
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle
All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag
To bring the dwarven homies and bitches their swag.”